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Wild Jamaican Sex!
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sexfreak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes... something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!"
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Submitted by: C.J.
Q:Dear Bishop,
Recently I have begun working out at the gym during my lunch hour, and taking showers before heading back to work is a necessity. I(like many others I would think) am quite uneasy with the whole showering in public thing. My unit is average size I would suppose, but after a good workout it….how can I put this….well, it gets a little shy. There is nothing more embarrassing then getting into the shower sporting a “lil guy”. I was wondering whether or not it is acceptable to give “it” a couple of pre-shower tugs before heading in.
Thanks for any input you may have,
T.
A:Dear Mr. Taffey,
The concept of “locker tuggin” has been around for since the dawn of the community shower. In fact, some scholars actually hypothesize that the Dead Sea Scrolls make reference to this act. The basic premise is that you feel that you’re somehow getting short changed among your fellow peers when faced mushroom to mushroom. Penis size is after all THE unit of life measurement for males. How often do you see another man’s beautiful glands penis? Unless you're me, probably not very often except in this very situation.
The answer to your question is quite complicated, yet simple at the same time. Think of it as a rhetorical question of sorts. If all men compare dong size in the shower, then we can conclude most men tug their missile to better improve their primal standing among peers. If all men “chub”, then this evens the playing field. Since a worldwide movement to not tug (thus TRULY evening out the cosmos) would never be successful, you have to assume the only way to get a fair shake is to pull on that “lil guy” until he becomes a God among boys.
I suggest not only should you tug, you should yank to full mast when in the locker room. What better way to say “hello I’m better than you” than to strut around the locker room with a fully engorged penis. Think of all the sweaty man chubbing that will occur when the other guys see your rock hard man cock.
Pat Benatar once wrote……”Love is a battlefield”, and your battlefield my friend is right next to locker 227.
